Me: 'Did you like any of the dvds I lent you?'
Kelsey: 'Paprika's weird. I didn't think there were people that fat in Japan.'

Me: 'Like Kira.'
Jack: *turns around in the dark so one eye is lit up creepily and gasps dramatically* 'Is Kira real?!'

Me: 'What rhymes with Gaara?'
Kelsey: 'Funk!'

Kelsey: *holds up pink cupcake with two dots for eyes* 'Do you see Sora?' *eats it in one bite* 'I can hear him screaming.'

Kelsey: *reading the KH bible* 'Hahahahaha read this!'
KH Bible: 'and dislodge the portly Pooh...'

Mum: *walks into room to see close up of Cloud on screen* 'Is that a girl? Not the blanket one, the one with the deep voice?'
Me: 'You mean because he's got pretty hair?'
Mum: 'Yes.'

Me: 'I don't like Roxas! Roxas sucks.'
Josh: *turns around* 'Roxas is sexy!'

*Josh looks at picture of Roxas* 'See? He's fucking sexy! 'And they-' *gestures to Roxas' pants* '-look like short shorts!'

*I draw a spa for Sora the doodle*
Kelsey: 'Why isn't it a pancake?'
Me: '?'

*Kelsey and me draw fat Kairi*
Kelsey: 'She looks like one of those fings you don't feed afte-'
Me: 'Gremlins!!'

*I doodle Pence*
Kelsey: 'He wears pants, ae?'

Krystal: *points to picture* 'Who's that?'
Me: 'He's Sark. He sarks. Haha that was so lame.'

*Kelsey and me drawing*
Me: 'Why is Cloud floating...? Oh! Because he's a cloud!'

*Kelsey cuts magazine up then hands me a paperdoll with a triangular head*
Me: 'What is this?
Kelsey: 'It was meant to be Sora...'

Abby: *playing KH* 'This is so awesome! I mean, who would think to put Disney characters in Disney worlds?'
Me: '...Disney?'
Abby: 'Shut up!!'

*I draw Crow (the bandaged puppet..) with my eyes shut*
Kelsey: 'Is it Iruka on too much coffee? Mad Hinata?'

Me: *writing with my left hand* 'Do you think my writing's improved since I started..?'
Kelsey: '...Hey.. That looks like Ryuuku's writing. ...You have the writing of a god!!'

Kelsey: *talking about the Hokage* 'It's sad how they didn't look after him.'
Me: 'Ehh? You mean like putting him in a home??'
Kelsey: 'I meant Naruto!!'

Kelsey: 'Did you know... That Sephiroth's shampoo comes in ten different scents?' (Or it was something like that..)

Kelsey: 'Did you know.. That one of the characters in Final Fantasy was based on Gackt?'
Me: 'Isn't it about half of them..?'

Me: 'Why does Itachi have those lines?'
Kelsey: 'So you can tell him apart from Sasuke!'
*5 minutes pass*
Kelsey: 'Hey! He doesn't have the lines there!'
Me: 'That's Sasuke.'

Me: 'Who is that?'
Kelsey: Hinata. She's dead.

Me: 'Swine flu. Does that turn you into a pig?'
Mason: Yeah, that'd suck- You think you're just going to be in bed a few days and you turn into a pig..'
Me: '...Spirited Away much.'

Mum: *on FF Advent Children* 'It's like an Anime hair catalogue! You can hardly see any of their faces! Blanket guy (Rufus), him *points to Reno*, and the one that looks like a girl.' (Cloud..)

Kelsey: *doodles Sasuke chibi and I comment on how he's naked* 'His clothes are just skin tight thank you!'

Kelsey: *commenting on Neji's collar* 'Big poof.'

Kelsey: 'Whack-a-kage.' We should get some and put them in a box. Even though some of them are old.'


The end. People who said these are mostly people from school. :]