British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (Only green tea.. Not very English XP )
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Chips are. And batter is...)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Eww, my parents do and I have toast or something. Greasy fried eggs, bacon, fried potato/tomato WTF how can you eat that?!?!)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 2 (Only 2? Strange, I am half-British XD)

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. (I'm a Kiwi, I call them jandals.. And it's fringe, not 'bangs' )
[ ] You love a backyard barbie. (Vegetarian..)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (I swim once a week. That's about all the sport I do XD)
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 2

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10' (?)
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (If it has no meat and isn’t dripping with oil! )
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. (Hola, que tal, como te LLAMAS!! That's what I remember from Spanish class six years ago and it's not even right..)
[ ] You like tacos. (I like the concept of them..)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (HELL NO)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Purple...)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (Want.)
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (No.. Just the drinking..)
Total: 0

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. (? Nappy is diaper where I’m from, doesn’t sound nice.)
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (I don’t know.. )
[ ] You like chicken. (Don’t eat chicken!)
[x] You like watermelon. (How is that African American..?)
[ ] You can dance. (Nope, it can be fun though..)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (I was when I was younger and maths was easier!)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia. (I have relatives LIVING in Asian countries..)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German. (I can read some sentences and count to 10 but that’s about it XD Oh. And I know some words that are funny. Like pregnant. And fat. SCHWANGER DICK!!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school. (I went to Kindy Doesn’t everyone?)
[x] You're over 5'2 (Is this German..?)
Total: 5

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french. (Can count to 10..)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

American (hypochristian american)
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians..
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion. (~)
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (Lol..)
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (Maybe a little )
Total: 1

Do it if you read it XP
Well, that amused me for about 8 minutes. What can I do now?